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I'm Michelle. I study Biology. I like classic rock, Sherlock, The Avengers, and writing. I cry over fanfiction a lot. The way to my heart is through my stomach. I also like long walks on the beach. |
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Notes seth's miscellany.: this is how you mourn himthis is how you understand: you don’t. you replay the last twenty-four hours of your life looking for something to dissect, something that will explain everything. when that fails, you comb the last week of your life for details, scrutinizing your last adventures from the…
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Notes JOHNLOCK FANFIC CULTURE IN A NUTSHELLCases: NO TIME FOR REAL CASES. THERE'S PORN ON THE HORIZON. (Either story begins just after a case, or incorporates a few legit-sounding details.) Anderson: Not usually in story but inevitably mentioned with appropriate scorn. Mycroft: Usually either very for or very against Johnlock. Either way he's kinkily watching the CCTV. Tea: Everyone drinks at least half their body weight in tea during the course of a story. Even drabbles. You see that 800-word story? 400 of those words deal with making tea. Milk: Getting the milk is a thing. It's practically a euphemism at this point. If Sherlock gets the milk, he's DTF. Or apologizing, and then offering his body as an extra form of apologetic-ness. Mrs. Hudson: Ships Johnlock like a beast. Hell, she usually has some kind of Johnlockfucking-sense. She just KNOWS when they're hooking up and is determined to facilitate this/make it kind of embarrassing for them in a cute way. Mummy Holmes: For not actually being in the show, she's surprisingly mentioned a lot. She's everything from a horrid bitch to actually a really loving rich lady who somehow just has these two weirdo sons. Moran: Ditto, kind of. Moran is sometimes a woman, sometimes a man, sometimes seduces Moriarty/John/Sherlock/all of the above. Also somehow capable of holding 7 laser pointers I mean snipers in TGG. Jumpers: JOHN WEARS JUMPERS ALL THE DAYS AND SHERLOCK SECRETLY LIKES IT. Boredom: The best way to cure Sherlock's boredom to sex him vigorously. Or somehow get him hooked on James Bond and/or Doctor Who. Sexytiems: This is the fun part. There is so much beautiful variation here. John is everything from secretly gay, to comfortably bisexual, to not even really wanting to fuck Sherlock but kind of wanting to anyway. Likewise, Sherlock is everything from purely virginal, to wholeheartedly asexual, to secretly shagging half of London for a case. Their sex ranges from WE ARE GODS OF LOVEMAKING to it goes where? Common Situations: Being outed at crime scenes, very thorough medical investigations, post-case-compulsion-to-fuck, the Scotland Yard has a betting pool, heartfelt realizations during kidnapping, gratuitous casual high-functioning sociopath nudity. Violin: Totally a euphemism. He took dat bow in his hand like some kind of musical god slut and handled it with sexual precision. AUs: Dude, I don't even understand this crazy shit. There's wings and cats and Greek alphabet letters thrown all over the place. Genderswap: Love it, but it's really funny because we never know what to call Sherlock other than Sherlock. Sherlock...ina? Sherlockette? Dafuq. Avengers: They show up a lot, somehow. I think it's because we're all from tumblr and Hiddles is love. Conclusion: I fucking love this fandom never change. -
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And then you realize you can’t imagine your life without them
(Source: boffinandbachelor, via imjohnlocked)
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NotesRoses are red
His scarf was blue
If he doesn’t turn up soon
I might have to jump, too
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NotesAU - Teenlock/Unilock
I got your back
“John, they’re bigger than you”
“So?”
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NotesJesus Christ John, are you actually considering her argument in the last gif?
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NotesI accidentally made a Valentine’s Day card. You can even buy it here, if you are so inclined.
THIS WAS WAY TOO COMPLICATED TO POST GODDAMMIT TUMBLR I HAD TO MAKE AN ANGRY TEXTPOST TO MAKE THIS WORK UGH!(via imjohnlocked)
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NotesAccidentally hit on potential flatmate
I love how John’s face is all “…Shit. The fuck did I just do? Did I just accidentally hit on him? Oh my god, I did. I’m not even gay and jesus christ, why did I even say those things? Probably thinks I’m some kind of sex-starved nutter now…”
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3- Inspired by a song “Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me” - The Smiths
Probably a post-Reichenbach fall scene.
colour pencil, graphite on paper and tracing paper.(via imjohnlocked)
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Notes”..you’ll do anything for him.”
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Notesthe way his face changes in the first gif, from playing-with-moriarty to oh-no-John
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Well, this is awkward….
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For the anon that requested it(Source: watsonsdick, via fuckyeahteenlock)
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A touching tale of two men and a booty, torn apart by lust and fear of commitment. Will Shahlawk ever be able to return Jawn’s face’s love for him? Or will he remain unchanged, in love with the booty?
Your move, seli
Let the angst begin.
snORT
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#basically every fangirl ever
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OH, COULSON.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED.
ARE YOU.
ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED AND HATING YOURSELF.
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On the DVD commentary track, the actors note that Tim Curry’s characterization of Pennywise was so creepy and...
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Give me one good reason why the McRib is the greatest food ever created? (x)
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‘You were killed by dead guy on fire with an arrow in his crotch’ a new low even for me
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S: Tell me where they are. Please. Tell me.
dat ass
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_George Grosz skizziert/sketched
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WHATS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN IM SITTING IN MOST OF MY CLASSES
